I won the Harrovians contest for both Humorous speech and table topics in October 2024.

I had lost the humrorous speech contest. At HOD. To my good friend Gill.


I changed the speech, Instead of three stories, too long waiting for the punchline. I told lots of funny one liners.

Speech title Laugh at Language.

I added laugh ter club.

I shall add funny bone. and the funny house, meaning mad house.

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